Thursday, August 30, 2007

End of an Era, Part 1

Note: What started as a short entry on how much I like Harry Potter, turned into a friggin' essay, so I split it into 4 parts. Be warned: Thar be spoilers ahead!

So Harry Potter has finally come to an end. It's be a long and incredible journey since that first book found it's way to our shores. I don't think any series in the history of literature has had such a following, had so many admirers, or so many enemies. Like all great stories, this one can be told again and again, and sometimes the second or third reading can be even more moving and meaningful than the first. I just finished a straight through, non-stop Harry Potter binge starting from book one all the way to book seven, which I just finished last night. This was probably the third or fouth reading of the first four books, and at least the second for the rest. It was a strange mix of emotions as I closed book seven, and thus closed the story of Harry Potter and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Never again will I journey down the magical corridors of Hogwarts for the first time. Never will I feel that original tension and fear as Harry and his friends are forced to battle the Death Eaters in the Department of Mysteries. Never will I feel the shock and sadness I felt as I sat,dumbfounded, having just read the pages where Sirius and Dumbledore meet their untimely deaths. And never again will I feel the burning joy and aching sadness I felt when first I read the final chapters of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows as Ron and Hermione finally fall for each other, Neville Longbottom finally revealing himself as the bad ass he truly is by cutting off the head of Voldemort's snake, or Harry dueling Voldemort for the last time. I think that, as I sat there in the dark, contemplating the story and what it has meant to me over nearly the last decade of my life, I decided I needed to write something about how I felt about the story. About how I grew to love the story, it's characters, and their world as it unfolded on the pages before my eyes.

It was books like Harry Potter that etched into my soul this obsession, this passion, that I have for books and literature. Ever since I was a child I've loved to read and as an adult, that has not changed. I take immense pride in my love of the written word. And in today's society where "American Idol" and "Dancing with the Stars" takes precedence over letting one's imagination run wild in the hills of Middle Earth, amongst the stars with Rama, or even just trying to remember that "the enemy's gate is down" I have found that this is an all to rare gift indeed. I recently read that only 40-50% of adult Americans plan to read at least one novel this year, and about half of those will not read anything. It is a sad thing to witness, yet the one glimmer that has given me hope is that despite this dismal out look on the American populace's reading habits, at least Harry Potter has remained as popular and enchanting as ever.

It is a rare thing indeed to witness any book take hold of the public's imagination the way Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone did when it was first published in 1997. It did not make it to the United States until 1998, but by that time you could tell something extraordinary was happening. I don't think anyone at the time realized that they were making literary history, but the success of Harry Potter was nothing short of phenomenal. The book was simply flying off the shelves. I know that is a tired cliche and it's tossed about by marketing departments for anything that sells more than 2 copies in an hour, but this is one of the rare cases where I think the term can accurately be applied. Everyone I knew at the time was reading Harry Potter. And Rowling did not sit idly back and watch the money roll in, but she came out with a rapid-fire barrage of sequels, each one more popular and better than the previous. That last statement might offend a few purists who say the first book is their favorite and I admit, I still have a soft spot for the original. But as she wrote more, her voice got stronger, her language more mature, and her magical world richer, and deeper.

There was something magical (no pun intended) about the first book. It filled me with a sense of wonder and amazement that I had not felt reading a book in a long time. In fact, I think no other book has caught my imagination in quite the same way as Harry Potter did. Harry's discovering that he is a wizard, his arrival at Hogwarts, his forging of his lifelong friendship with Ron and Hermione after the fight with the troll, his battle for the Sorcerer's stone, and the mystery surrounding his past and his nemesis, Voldemort, were all so mesmerizing that I had to read it though several times to catch all the details of the rich world that J.K.R had created. Despite the fact that the book was very much a children's tale, I could see tremendous potential in the work Rowling had created.

One of the best facets of the Harry Potter approach to magic was to separate the different types of magic in the same way we separate different studies at school. She was able to create an entire curriculum of magical studies, each as different and distinct as the fascinating characters that each each discipline. Mix in a normal set of school-kid complaints, homework, exams, detention, study, and the one thought that every child has had at least once in their school careers: "When am I ever going to use this in real life", and you get such an amazing world that it would be a crime to limit it to only one book! Then, of course, came the second: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Many people have said the second book is much like the first, to it's detriment. And I would agree with this statement, up to a point. The story lines are very similar, the same basic formula is followed, and even the twist at the end revealing the true culprit is done in an almost identical fashion. But this book was when I first started to see that there was something a bit more to this series than the standard "take set of characters X and put in situation Y" formula that so many books of this type tended to follow. Maybe it was finding out about Voldemort's past, his real name, and connection to both Harry and the school. Maybe it was the fact that each book did not tie up the story in a neat little package. Whatever it was, there was something that told me that the story of Harry Potter was far from over, and it would be far different from anything you might imagine. This book also introduced the delightful character of Dobby the house-elf, who attempts to save Harry Potter by repeatedly trying to get him injured or expelled. Dobby could have easily tread into Jar-Jar Bink territory, but the brilliant way he was portrayed as this small but extremely powerful character who desired to do good yet was bound by the laws of his kind so that he had to constantly punish himself for the things he did was just awesome. It seemed that there was more to this than simply good guys vs. bad guys. And I was even more intrigued by this one than the first. But it was not until the third book, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, that I truly became a hardcore Harry Potter fan.

This book had the same tone of all the others: mystery, shadowy figures from the past, fights against overwhelming odds, yet this time it was different. While in the other books events were a bit predictable and sometimes seemed contrived, in this book we begin to see the deeper underlying themes of the Harry Potter series. Death, as always, plays a major role. It is fitting that we meet the dementors for the first time in this book as they are almost Death incarnate. They go unseen (except by wizards), wear hooded cloaks and have a skeletal, dead-like appearance. Yet despite the obvious allusions to the classic image of death the dementors do not actually kill their victims. The "dementor's kiss", we learn, is quite possibly the most horrible fate that can befall anyone as the act does not kill the person, but rather "sucks out their soul" leaving behind nothing but a shell. The book also continues with the idea that nothing is as it seems and the truth is always more fantastic than you think, but this is the first book to take that idea in such an original way. One of the most interesting things about this story us that Voldemort, while always a looming shadow in the background, never actually appears in the book. This is part of why it is so different: It is the only book in which the primary antagonist never makes a personal appearance. The entire time, you are focused on Sirius Black, whom everyone thinks is trying to kill Harry. But when I found out that not only is he innocent, but Harry's godfather, my whole view of the Harry Potter universe changed right then and there. Of course, that was until we learned that Scabbers, Ron's useless, sickly, and slightly used pet rat is none other than Peter Pettigrew (whom staged his death and framed Sirius in the process). That sent my head spinning.

This was also where I realized something: I had actually begun to care about the characters. I cared about what happened to Harry, Ron, Hermione, the other Weasley's, even Voldemort (though for him I was simply trying to think of the best way for him to get his comeuppance). This does not happen often for me, and I think this is one of the things that makes Harry Potter such a meaningful series. Most of the time, I read a story with a sort of detached interest. It is amusing to see the adventures of someone unfold and sometimes I'm surprised by where the author takes me, but it is almost never the case that in the process I find myself caring about people who do not exists anywhere but in my and the author's imagination. And it was at this point I was hooked. I would be one of those people who stand around at midnight, waiting for the next book to be released. Which is exactly what I did, though not for the next book. You see, when I started Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was already out, so I wasted no time continuing the journey with my imaginary friends from Hogwarts. And no one could see what was coming next.


Note: Part 2 will be posted shortly.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I finally fucking found it!

I have been looking for this video on and off for probably 6 years now. And here it is: One of the greatest music videos ever!

Oribital - Much Ado About Nothing Left

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Monday, August 13, 2007

Star stuff


I recently saw two excellent movies. One is a serious sci-fi flick, and one is pretty much pure fantasy. The first is Sunshine, which is set in the near future and is about the crew of a massive space ship (rather ironically named the Icarus) sent to restart the sun. (This is the sci-fi film, BTW) It seems our sun has dimmed and plunged Earth into a new ice age. No real explanation why this has happened or how they actually plan to fix it is given, but I think that was a wise move. It allows the story to focus the characters and their struggles, without getting too lost in the whole "we're basically flying a giant bomb into the sun" bit. Yet it maintains a distinct sci-fi feel as there is plenty of science, and no desperate, last-minute WTF solutions to the "zOMG we're fux0r3d! Let's fly teh ship into the sun to save the humaz0rz!" Armageddon, this ain't. All in all, a very cool little indie film. Absolutely gorgeous imagery. Not a bad story either and very atmospheric. Think the visuals of The Fountain with the tone of Solaris, with a little Event Horizon deep-space horror and 2001: A Space Odyssey computer creepiness mixed in. Though neither Solaris or Event Horizon were all that good (though I did like Solaris), I think that they have certain qualities that make them noteworthy sci-fi films and if you have seen them, you'll definitely see what I mean when you see Sunshine. And if you can make it though The Fountain without your brain melting, I salute you soldier. Now it's not getting a lot of press, but I highly recommend it. It's playing at the Arizona Mills Harkins at least, maybe elsewhere. So go see it.

On Saturday I saw Stardust. This was the fantasy film, if you hadn't deduced that. And it was much better than I anticipated. I was really looking forward to it when I saw the previews, but I was a little skeptical about the quality since I've been let down many times by this same pattern. *cough* Spiderman 3/Aeon Flux/Ultraviolet/Fantastic Four/The Hulk *cough* It's almost a kid's movie, but it has some rather intense scenes involving animal disemboweling by some rather nasty witches (not graphic, just violent), and people seem to die a lot. But to give it some perspective, and since this post seems to be all about comparisions, I would say tt's somewhere in between Lewis and Tolkien: not quite as childish as The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, but less mature than The Lord of the Rings. I'd put it in the same league as the latest Harry Potter, but with a distinctively more fairy-tale feel to it. It would be hard to summarize, but it involves a magic kingdom, evil witches, a power-hungry prince, a lost princess, flying pirates, and a falling star (in this case, played by Claire Danes, who makes one sexy fallen star I might add). Now if you go into this expecting something as deep and rich as Middle Earth, you'll be quite disappointed. In fact, I'd say the closest thing would probably be The Princess Bride. It has a rich and detailed world, yet it maintains the fairy-tale aspect of wonder because what you see is not always explained or even given any real back story; it simply is.

So go see Sunshine and Stardust. I mean really, what else do you have to do?

Sound Advice
























Important life lessons courtesy of About:Blank.

Friday, August 03, 2007

I predict a riot: Apple 4G iPhone for 99¢

99¢ Only Stores will sell Apple 4GB iPhones to the first nine in line for 99¢ on Thursday, August 9th, 2007. Is there any way this won't end badly?

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Things I'm thankful for...



That I'm not too old to enjoy a kids story like "Harry Potter."






And that I'm old enough to enjoy it with a cold beer.







Happy Harry Potter Day to all!

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Transformers = OMFGSPLOSION!!!!

Jen and I just saw the new Transformers movie. It...it was incredible. I could have sucked, or just been a lame action/superhero movie but it was stunning. Go see it. Go see it now.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Cell phones are the new cigarettes


I realized something today while watching the umpteenth cell phone ad on TV during "Deadliest Catch" (awesome show BTW). Cell phones are quickly gaining many of the cultural stigmas and traits that cigarettes have enjoyed (endured?) over the years. First, there are many studies (though nothing conclusive) that show that extended cell phone use for long periods of time can lead to brain cancer. Just like cigarettes can lead to lung cancer. Also, more and more restaurants are banning cell phone use in their dining areas so as to not disrupt the non-cell phone using customers. If that wasn't enough, cell phones are becoming so ubiquitous in every day life, that they are becoming a natural and even expected detail in TV and film. They are at the same time status symbols, social instrument, and, for some, an addiction.

Cell phones are the new cigarettes.

Think about that last parallel I mentioned. How many of you saw "The Departed"? Everyone? No? Well stop what you're doing, go rent it /add it to your queue and come back when you're done. No really, I'll wait. (BTW, every time you don't watch a Martin Scorsese film, he misses another Oscar).

Done? Good. Now where was I? Ah yes: Cell phones in movies. Cell phones play an important, nigh indispensable, role in "The Departed." Seriously, take cell phones out of the movie. What do you have? Now think back to any movie you've seen pre-1955 or so. Everybody smoked. Even the doctors and patients in hospitals smoked! Shit, without smoking, 90% of film noir films would basically be title and credits. Maybe some drinking. Maybe. And then there's movies like "Cellular" that, while not exactly Oscar-worthy, depend almost entirely on the prevalence of cell phones in modern society.

Not convinced? Then think about the last concert you went to where the average age was no greater than 30 (i.e. Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, The Strokes, Brittney Spears*, etc.), or, hell, just about any concert where people don't wear Grateful Dead T-shirts. When it got to one of those songs, what did everyone hold up? (You know the ones I mean.) Lighters? Nope. Cell phones. Even if you smoke you probably hold up your cell phone. That's just how it's done these days. Instead of a sea of flickering orange flames during Metallica's Nothing Else Matters, now we get the steady blue-green glow of cell phone screens.

Interesting, is it not? Now if you'll excuse me, I have a call.

*If you have ever been to a Brittney Spears concert and you are not an 11-year old girl (and if you are, you need burn all your Brittney CDs and reassess your life), please slam your nuts in the nearest door or filing cabinet. If you do not have nuts due to your being female or a eunuch, beating yourself senseless with your own arms will suffice.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

PRESS 'A', BITCH!

Japan Pics

Well everyone pretty much knows we're back from Japan and so, here is you've all been waiting for: The pictures! I recently switched from Flickr to SmugMug and I haven't yet figured out how to use all the tools yet so bear with me for awhile.

So without further ado, the Japan pics (I recommend the slideshow)!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Sayonara

Well tomorrow's the day! Tomorrow we leave for adventure and enlightenment in a foreign land. Tomorrow we leave for Japan! I don't know if I'll be blogging while I'm over there, but stay tuned! I just might post a few updates :-) If not, be sure that I'll have a ton of stuff to say once we get back.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Phucking Phishers

It seems I just got a very convincing phishing e-mail trying to get me to give away my Paypal information. The e-mail itself was not that convincing, but the link to the "Paypal site" was very well done, and the site itself was an almost perfect forgery.

This is what it looked like:

As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the
PayPal system. We recently contacted you after noticing an issue on your
account.We requested information from you for the following reason:

Our system requires further account verification.

Case ID Number: PP-140-076-751

Please confirm your Paypal account,click the URL below:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-submit

This is a second reminder to log in to PayPal as soon as possible. Once
you log in, you will be provided with steps to restore your account
access.

Once you log in, you will be provided with steps to
restore your account access. We appreciate your understanding as we work to
ensure account safety.

In accordance with PayPal's User Agreement, your account access will
remain limited until the issue has been resolved. Unfortunately, if
access to your account remains limited for an extended period of time, it
may result in further limitations or eventual account closure. We
encourage you to log in to your PayPal account as soon as possible to help
avoid this.

To review your account and some or all of the information that PayPal
used to make its decision to limit your account access, please visit the
Resolution Center. If, after reviewing your account information, you
seek further clarification regarding your account access, please contact
PayPal by visiting the Help Center and clicking "Contact Us".

We thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Please
understand that this is a security measure intended to help protect you and your
account. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Sincerely,
PayPal Account Review Department

PayPal Email ID PP638

But if look at the email in raw HTTP, you see that the actual site the link directs you too is this:

http://maxipriest.com/loggin/

Yeah, not exactly confidence inspiring. See, they spoof the URL to appear to be the Paypal site in your address bar. This is fairly simple. And if you click the link (I wouldn't recommend it), it takes you to a page that looks EXACTLY like the Paypal page. Here's a comparison:

Left, the real Paypal page; on the right, the fake.













Well done, eh? If you didn't know what to look for, you'd never be able to tell. And that could be disastrous. So how can you tell? It's all in the URL. Take a look at the real page URL here:


If the login page doesn't match what I have here, don't put any login info in. Now the fake page has the wrong URL, but it still looks like it could be legitimate. Ah! But if you view the page source, you see it's actually a frame (sort of a Web page within a Web page). And the page that is being displayed? Well, take a look:


So the address on the left is what the spoofer wants you to see. Notice no "https." On the right, is the actual URL of the spoofed site. And if you put in your login and password? Well, you are definitely SOL then. The wost part of this spoof? The links from the page are the actual links to Paypal stuff! They are essentially copying the PayPal page, and just running their own login script to grab your ID rather than the Paypal system. Insidious, no?

So here's a few simple rules that you can follow that, if you follow them, will give you 100% protection against phishing attacks.
  1. First, most legitimate companies will NEVER ask you to update account information by posting a direct link to their site in the e-mail, so become immediately suspicious if they do.
  2. If an e-mail gives you a link to take regarding your account information, check the URL by copying it (right-click and then choose Copy Link) and pasting it in Notepad or some other text editor. This will give you the real URL that you will be following. If it doesn't match, don't follow it.
  3. Legitimate sites will always use secure "https" pages for logins. Phishers will almost never bother with attempting to use secure connections.
  4. Never, ever, EVER put any login or personal information directly into any text fields in an e-mail! No one will ever ask for info this way as there is no way to make this secure.
  5. If you use Gmail, they have a "Report phishing email" option just like spam reporting. Use it. Even if you think it's real, let the ubbersmart guys at Google take a look just to make sure.
  6. If you are even a little bit suspicious about an e-mail, report it and then trash it. If you want to make sure your account is OK, go to the site directly (don't use any links) and login, or even contact customer service and ask if there is anything wrong.
Well that's about it. Just thought everyone should be aware of things like this.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Digg This: 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0

Looks like Kevin Rose got his priorities straight:

"But now, after seeing hundreds of stories and reading thousands of comments, you’ve made it clear. You’d rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company. We hear you, and effective immediately we won’t delete stories or comments containing the code and will deal with whatever the consequences might be."



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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

A day that will live in hilarity


Wow. I've never seen anything like this before. Digg
, (yes that Digg) was HIJACKED! Not by malicious hackers, not by lame-ass script kiddies; no. It was hacked by it's own users. Yes, the very people who make Digg what is it, a user-driven news site, rose up and revolted against the Digg bourgise.

What happened? Well, in the last week or so several stories popped up on Digg about the HD DVD decryption key that has been wandering about the interweb. They were posting the key to protest the force-feeding of DRM-infested media to the public. I've never seen a more twisted relationship between an industry and it's customers that that between the RIAA/MPAA and John Q. Public. They seem to both love and despise, distrust and adore us all at the same time. It's really pathetic.

So what does this have to do with Digg? Well, apparently at the behest of the HD DVD group, all stories showing the decryption key were mysteriously removed from Digg. You can read about it here. As a result, the Digg community revolted and began flooding the Digg servers with hundreds of stories that included the decryption key. And to get them on the front page, the rabid hordes began digging up EVERY HD DVD STORY! So that before long, all the stories on the front page of Digg were, in some form or another, about HD DVD and the key. As you can see, I took a screen shot just to prove how hilarious and awesome this was.

Some of the stories were just commenting on the situation, but others were downright ridiculous. Here are a couple of my favorites:


Yeah, that's right.

Hell, even Wikipedia has an article about this. They are calling it "HDDVD Night". Of course, it's been deleted and then protected to prevent recreation, so that's no good. Nothing like a good old fashioned Wikipedia burning.

Maybe we should call this HDDVDnacht.

Brilliant.

By the way, 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0. VIVA LA RÉSISTANCE!!!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Fuck Blogspot

Sometimes, free sucks. I guess Blogger.com decided that squidwarrior.blogspot.com was just too full of awesome to be allowed to live, and moved me to squidwarrior4.blogspot.com. Without telling me. However, squidwarrior4.anything contains at least 4 times less awesome than squidwarrior.anythingelse. I mean, I don't mind having my blog shunned to the realm of the unimaginitive Internet denizens that can't think of something original to use for their avatars, so they resort to something painfully dull and attach a string of numbers to the end to make it unique. I just mind that they didn't have the balls to tell me about it. So I updated the address to be the title of my blog.

And all you anti-Harry Potter types can just keep you sarcastic comments to yourselves, thank you very much. I'm a Harry Potter nerd, and damn proud of that fact.

Anyway, sorry to have to make everyone change their links/bookmarks/homepage, but it really was through no fault of my own. And when all the craziness dies down, I'll start posting again. Really. I mean it. Posting. With wit, humor, and vicious, viscous prose. I don't know what vicious viscous prose is exactly, but it was a chance to use the words viscous and vicious in the same sentence. With alliteration no less.

On second thought, go ahead and post your pathetic and feeble attacks on Harry Potter. What do I have to fear? I have vicious, viscous prose at my disposal! Tremble before the vale of my viciously viscous and voluminously viper-like volumes of voluptuous, virile prose.

...

I think I just hurt my brain.

Oh and by the way, my Xbox Gamercard shows up in Japanese and it takes me to the Japanese version of Xbox.com. Stupid Camino browser. Stupid Blogspot.

Update: Fixed the Camino problem. If you use Camino and Xbox.com redirects you to the Japanese site, go to here and click on your country. Fixed it for me.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Anyone checked on Hell lately?

Tucson froze Sunday night. Literally. A cold winter storm blew in and dumped
quite a bit of rain on the city. Then it got REALLY cold, and that rain turned
to ice and snow. I remember Jen and I were sitting in the living room and she
just happened to look out and said "Um...there's snow on my car." To which I
replied "...FTW!"


Going to work the next day was surreal. Everything was coated in anywhere from
0.5-2" of snow and a lot of the trees were completely frozen over. It was quite
beautiful actually. I took some pictures of the Catalina mountains, and some of
the scenery around my office. Enjoy!




Update: Apparently, Josh is not l337 enough to know what FTW means. See my response to his comment. Josh, FTW.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Picacho Peak

Jen, her brother Jeff, her dad Bob, and I hiked Picacho Peak this last Saturday. All the way to the top. Oh. My. God. That is one brutal hike. That was one of the hardest and most challengins hikes I've ever been on. But I hauled my new Pentax all the way to the top, and managed to get some great photos! Check 'em out! Oh and BTW, I'm about 1/3 of the way done with my first book review, Neal Stephenson's "Snow Crash". Look for it in about a week or two. :-)

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

New toy II


Hooray! It's finally here! I got my new digital SLR! For those not in the know, that's a camera. :-P I'm so excited! This is the first camera I've had since high school, and my first digital camera EVER! It's not the top of the line, but it has more than enough for me right now. Plus it's a bit smaller and lighter than the big professional-grade cameras like the Nikon D200 or the Canon 30D so it should travel much better. Which is good for Japan. Expect to see some great shots from over there!

I uploaded my first batch of pictures onto my Flickr account. Just click the little photostream thingy in the sidebar. If you want information about ISO, exposure, shutter speed, etc. let me know and I can pull the metadata from the pics.

Update: Josh pointed out to me that Flickr saves the metadata when you upload the pictures. Sweet!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Happy New Year!

Happy 2007 to all! We had a kick-ass party at my parent's house. Pics to come.

All I can say is, Meghan...for shame. ;-)