Monday, March 06, 2006

Pretty fire gym

Ok, the spam e-mails have just started getting wacky now. Not the usual "Increase you penis size with cheap viagra + free ink cartridges!" But getting borderline insane. I mean, it's like they aren't even trying to sell you crap anymore. Now they just have raving lunatics with laptops and access to Babelfsih writing their ads for them. Take a look. Here is a spam e-mail I got a few weeks ago, with the subject line "XP PRO, OFFICE 2003 AND ALL AT ONLY $12-60 EACH, WE GIVE U LICENSE":

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And here's one I got this morning (same subject line):
anybody back window sugar mentioned wrong. corner sandwich edge disappoint anything. miserable happened social?
happened bought again. fascinate added similar side disappoint here,
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studied goes rich wanted.
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Wow. Just wow.

2 comments:

Brad said...

So, you actually read them?

Mike said...

No! These little gems managed to slip by Gmails spam filters, otherwise I'd never have seen them! :P